player:: Jay
class:: Bard
race:: Satyr
background:: Spy?

Rehyfer

Backstory

Rehyfer is from Skola Vale ... and along with many of his friends there, worshipped Nylea (God of the Hunt) ... Rehyfer's hunt, however, has always been of the carnal kind.

He was a Dawngreet and visited many communities throughout Theros ... has vast experience in sharing his partying ways with those that have an open mind. He LOVES music and uses it for everything from soothing raucous drunkards, wooing his next conquest, and even in battle, when required. Although he did not get a lot of 'battle' experience in Theros, as he was mostly a lover, not a fighter ... something strange happened to him one morning when he was hungover looking for a place to lay down in the fields outside a tavern he had been entertaining in.

He was suddenly transported to Faerun! A powerful Wizard, a member of the Harpers, had summoned a fey, and it just so happened to be Rehyfer! He was told that his only way back to his beloved party life in Theros would be to spy for the Harpers at many taverns and pubs all over Faerun. His life for the past 10 years has been one of a Spy and reporting back anything mischievous to the Wizard. He has been party of small Harpers assassination parties and has experience in helping the party overcome obstacles, and sometimes has had to use his "Yarting Crossbow" (plays like a Yarting, shoots like a crossbow). He has 5 more years left of his 'sentence' to the Wizard, however, he has started to fall in love with the races of Faerun and the many new carnal activities that he has been able to participate in here, so he may choose to never leave ...

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Insults

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"OMG, what is that onion and ass smell, oh HI THERE."
"This fight would be an epic tale, but your presence is making it into more of a comedy."
"Ohhh, now I understand why your wife was hitting on those orcs back there ... I would hit on anything else if I had to look at you!"
"Buying a pet cat is the only pussy you'll ever get!"
"You're so stupid, a Mind Flayer would see you as empty calories"
"I don't know whether to use Charm Person or Speak With Animals."
"Your mother takes up more space than a gelatinous cube!"
"You're the living equivalent of a participation award."
"I'm not wasting my good material on the likes of you."
"I've taken shits more threatening than you."
"I'd call you a cunt, but you have neither the warmth nor the depth."
"Hey! Do you know what position makes the ugliest children? I'm not entirely sure, but your mother seems to be the expert!"
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
"Your dick is so small that it couldn't please a gnome!"
"With the way you fumble around your weapon, the whores definitely charge you extra."
"You are so fat she can't fit in a Tiny Hut."
"I've been told that I'd try and seduce anything, but here I draw the line."
"An outhouse might smell bad but at least it's useful. What's your excuse?"